I must admit that I love topiaries, and this hilarious post is a fun way to do it for cheap, check out how Deborah of Green Willow Pond made hers, and the best part we can learn from her how to do it best!
Did you ever make a project that should have been straight forward and simple…but it didn’t turn out that way? The twins were like that. Things started out well. Labor was going smoothly. The first sign of trouble, was equipment malfunction. Ok…no problem, just replace the faulty equipment. Then labor got intense and the pain started. Finally the first twin was born…and it was deformed…actually it’s neck was way too long.
So I had to rip off his head, trim the neck and replace it. I named him Burt. He’s going to be fine though. See…
The second twin was easier…I learned a lot birthing Burt. His brother Ernie benefited from my education. And now I’d like to introduce you to Burt & Ernie:
I’ve seen lots of topiaries. Everyone’s doing it, so it should be a piece of cake, right? Ummm…unless I am topiary challenged (which may very well be the case), it was a lot more work than first glance. So I am going to take you through
my labor a tutorial, every painful step and mistake, so hopefully you can learn from my inexperience experience.
I found these matching vases last week at a garage sale for only 50 cents each. My first step was to prime, paint heirloom white, then glaze. Everything went well at first.
I used this to glaze, mixing a little burnt umber paint with about a cup of glaze. I just brushed it on, waited a couple minutes then wiped it of, dabbing around the roses to leave some glaze in the depressions.
It turned out sort of a hot cocoa color. I wasn’t too sure I liked it, in fact, looking back at theoriginal photos, I had just spent 10 minutes making them almost the same color…grrrr. I left them for now…they could be fixed later. I had other fish to fry. Out to the yard I went in search of the perfect sticks.
Next it was time to form the balls. I did not want to spend the $3 per foam ball, that Walmart was charging, so I made my own from newspaper. I had seen this done on other blogs, but always at the top of the stick (single ball style topiaries). It would have been difficult to shove a stick all the way through a finished newspaper ball, so I decided to wrap the newspaper around the stick, hot gluing as I went. So far I’ve only spent $1 on the pots. The newspaper and sticks were free. I used so little glaze, I can’t even count that…and I used what I already had. Here is the wrapping and gluing process.
Scrunch sections of newspaper up (I used half sheets…ripped lengthwise on the fold). Glue your first edge down to the stick, then start wrapping and gluing every half turn around the stick. Squeeze the newspaper into a round ball as you go, adding glue wherever needed to keep it round. This is where the pain started. I was using a high melt glue gun because I wanted to insure it wouldn’t come apart. After many burned fingers, I switched to a low temp and it seemed to work fine, you just have to work very fast, before your glue cools.
Be sure to add glue around the top and bottom of the ball, against the stick to keep the paper tight to the stick.
Thinking it would be hard to cover the white of the newspaper, I decided to spray paint the balls. I dug into my stash of old spray paint and found an evergreen color. Perfect I thought…good way to use up old paint. Well…this is where equipment malfunction came in. After a couple successful sprays, the can went dead. I could still hear plenty of paint sloshing around in the can, but nothing would come out. Did I mention that spray paint was probably 10 years old??? Okay…back to the box of paints. I found this horrid teal color. Not sure what I ever used that one for, but I figured it would work. In order to keep from getting spray paint on the sticks, I wrapped them with newspaper first.
Can I just give you a tip? Don’t use bright teal spray paint. It doesn’t hide well under the moss. I learned and used black on my next attempt. Ok! Now for the fun part…I thought. I had picked up some floral moss from Dollar Tree. Two bags set me back $2.
Out came the glue gun again. I tried several ways of gluing that moss on…burning my fingers in the process, before I hit on the best way.
First I dribbled hot glue on the ball and pressed a thin layer of moss on with bare fingers…big mistake. Can. you. say. Ouch! So I grabbed the label from the moss bag and used that. This was getting nowhere fast.
Next I tried rolling the glued ball around in the moss. It didn’t work so well…not enough pressure to hold the moss in place. You really have to press and hold for a minute. Finally I hit on the trick.
Grab a very large, thick wad of moss, slap it on the glue and hold and press. After about half a minute, shake, tap and gently pull off the excess.
Once you’ve covered the whole ball, you will probably have to go back and put a 2nd layer on most of it. I found lots of holes where I could see the paint underneath. After the whole thing is covered so that you can no longer see paint through it, it’s time to give your baby a haircut. First tap and shake off any loose moss. Then trim any wild pieces of
hair moss sticking out.
Now back to those pots. By now I hated the color. Can I give you another tip? I did the first one with the topiary in it. It’s much easier to fix the pots before they have the topiary in them. Enough said. This time I just mixed some brown umber paint with a little water. I brushed it on, then used a paper towel to dab some of it back off. Tip: brush it on quickly, then start dabbing where you first started, quickly moving around the pot. Much better!
Dollar Tree came through again with this floral foam. I bought 3 pieces. First I shoved a whole piece down in the vase. Then I cut a 2nd piece in half on an angle. I used it like a wedge and shoved it down alongside the first piece to secure everything nice and tight.
Cassity Kmetzsch started Remodelaholic after graduating from Utah State University with a degree in Interior Design. Remodelaholic is the place to share her love for knocking out walls, and building everything back up again to not only add function but beauty to her home. Together with her husband Justin, they have remodeled 6 homes and are working on a seventh. She is a mother of four amazing girls. Making a house a home is her favorite hobby.